Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Another Interesting Fact--5 year olds beware!


Doesn't Everybody Poop?

I think my mom would be happy with this rating system...I'll try and class it up for the rest of you though. At least I know that Grant can read my blog and be among company

This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:
poop (1x)
pooped (4x)

Friday, March 21, 2008

Some Time to Reflect

Sitting in my umpteenth airport in the last month has given me time to sit back and reflect.

#1--I'm horrible at blogging. There are so many great pictures that tell so many wonderful stories and memories with my friends that I've yet to share with the world for your own enjoyment. I keep telling myself that I'll be better when I have more time. However, we all know that that is just a load of bollocks. I'll never have more time. And if I do have more time, I'll spend it sleeping and watching ABC Family movies.

#2--I'm too predictable. This is true. As much as I hate to admit it, I'm just simple minded and can easily be figured out. For instance, I totally still have a mad crush on Jared Leto. Because I know that underneath this 30 Seconds to Mars creepiness...

...lies the silent and confused Jordan Catelano (I've been watching a lot of My So-Called Life lately).

#3--I don't appreciate my Marketing Academy instructor to tell me that because I'm so smart I have cognitive dissonance. I'm not stupid enough to think that you were actually trying to be anything but a total tool with that comment. I spent a wasted two days in Dayton learning all about the fundamentals of marketing. Good thing I don't have a degree it that already. Anyway, he wasn't impressed with me not being greedy enough when negotiating even though I was quite happy with my million dollar cabin; he therefore labeled me as delusional.

#4--I take rockin' good jumping pictures.

This is the Traveling Lexpo--aka the "bus". It is touring across the country and spent two event filled weeks in my region. This accounts for half of my busy travel month. Anyway, I'm super glad that it has ventured out of my region, and I can spend some quality time in the office again. However, I miss Ryan and Victoria, the driving team. I'm pretty sure I'm the best thing that ever happened to them.